What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

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What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

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Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

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I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

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What's big and fat? An obese man.

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

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Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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hey bill!

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What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

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Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

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Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

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Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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