- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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yo mama's so fat!!!

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

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