Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

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What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

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Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

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U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

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Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

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why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

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two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

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Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

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what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

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How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

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I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

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Your mamas so fat. She fat.

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What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "I should've voted Democrat!"

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Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

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3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

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I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

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Their, they're, there You're, your

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Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

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