what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

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Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

Oh, I must be hearing things.

Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

LOL May Wong

bitches be crafty.

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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