Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

Ouch.

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what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Yes. Just Yes.

Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

I killed someone today. :D

What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

no

Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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