Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

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One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

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Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

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Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

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what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

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yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

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Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

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what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

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The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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