Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

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More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

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why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

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A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

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The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

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Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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I'm gay. No homo.

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

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A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

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for keeps?

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

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Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

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wanna hear a joke: women's rights

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What do you call a black priest? Father

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why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

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A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

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Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

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Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

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How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

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1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

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