Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

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How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

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''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

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What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

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Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

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How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

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Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

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What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

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Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Nohypocondrism: When you feel fine and everyone keeps telling you you are a sick bastard. Charisma: Hey, that guy that changed my life killed the neighbor, cool rite? I mean that damn neighbor did say nothing to me when I said hi. Solitude: When the room is so overcrowded that you feel small and alone. I think that people that are jack of all trades and master of none are stupid... I AM JACK OF NO TRADES AND MASTER OF ALL! I am nothing, because nothing lives on forever, nothing is unbreakable, nothing is really awesome on a terrible day... I am also Nobody, because Nobody has more money than me.. FUUUUUUUU..

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Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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