- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

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whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

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What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

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How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

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