whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

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Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

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how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

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Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

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Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

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if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

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Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

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Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

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Son: Dad what does it mean to f***? Dad: Jimmy! don't use that kind of language.. use the word chainsaw instead. Son: Ok, well what does it mean to chainsaw? Dad: Well as you know, God created people, he started with Adam and eve and then he- Son: You keep referring to god as a he, are you suggesting that God has a penis? I guess that would explain the big bang theory... right? get it? Dad: ... Go chainsaw yourself, Jimmy.

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What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

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connor sucks

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call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

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roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

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Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

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People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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