How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

19th amendment

A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

A black man didn't walk into a bar

The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

Bloody kids ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

yolo mother f-uckaaaa

Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

A fat guy eats a twinkie.

How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

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