Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

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What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

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Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

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Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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poo is yummy

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

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That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

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Bake until golden at 375

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