A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

Where's my tractor?

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

my namew is jd

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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