whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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