- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

Life is an elephant, get married.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

Not Steve Jobs

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

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