Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

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muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

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what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

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Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

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What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

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So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

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A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

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Jews

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Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

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What does A duck smoke? Quack

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

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How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

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Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

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Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

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A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

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What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

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Johan showering. . . AWK

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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