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What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

What's really weird? It's you Greg!

the jokes are repetitive on this site

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

Women.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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