what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

...NO.

your a towel.

What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

What is Worse than the holocaust?

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

rape that shit

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

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