- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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this sentence will not monkey banana pie

There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

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Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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