my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

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an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

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What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

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What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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Penisland

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Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

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WHO LIVES IN A TIN SHACK THUMB MOUNTNORIS ALCATRAZ MAGHBARREY MUSTARD GAS MILK STAIN REGESTERED S.O SCREAMS MADELINN SBB OPERATION SBB FREE MEAT SANTA GREASE 590 ENGLISH FOLDER SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

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Why didn't little billy have any friends? Billy bought a rifle, and shot everyone he had ever seen or talked to, even his family. Billy then tripped on his walk home and fell off a bridge, and into the ocean. Then a shark came and swallowed him. That is why you should never kill your friends and family because it will come back and bite you. Don't be like billy

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What's wrong with woman Everything

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When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

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1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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