what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

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Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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No, luke. I am your father. damnit

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yo mamas so fat... she's a map on call of duty

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

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Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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Why did so many white people vote for obama? They strongly believed in what he had to say, and believed he was the right person to lead our country during its troubled times.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

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What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

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