A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

Get in the Batmobile.

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

So a black man hails a taxi...

Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

where are you?

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

A seal walks into a club.

Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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