The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

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Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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How did the priest die? Masterbation

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How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

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This is an anti-joke.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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so there are 3 people who have heard of this magical cliff; theyre names are harry, dick, and joe. how the cliff works is that when you jump off you turn into whatever you say as you jump. first harry jumps off and yells plane, he turns into a plane and flys off. next dick jumps off and yells bird he turns into a bird and flys off. finally joe steps up to the cliff as he was walking he trips and falls as hes falling he yells HARRY DICK he than hits the ground and dies. everyone mourned for such a well respected individual.

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What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

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a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

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What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

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