- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i like tits

wanna hear a joke. i do to

How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

rape that shit

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

Gianni

Woman's rights

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

Worst joke ever

Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

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