- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

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