- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

A guy has cancer. He dies.

Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

whats 2+2? 4

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

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