why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Knock knock *runs away laughing*

How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

0 + 0 = 0

A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

my namew is jd

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

Where's my tractor?

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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