What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

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Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

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so there are 3 people who have heard of this magical cliff; theyre names are harry, dick, and joe. how the cliff works is that when you jump off you turn into whatever you say as you jump. first harry jumps off and yells plane, he turns into a plane and flys off. next dick jumps off and yells bird he turns into a bird and flys off. finally joe steps up to the cliff as he was walking he trips and falls as hes falling he yells HARRY DICK he than hits the ground and dies. everyone mourned for such a well respected individual.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

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i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

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Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

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obama

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What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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