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two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

who is mark

How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

An Irish man walks out of a bra.

(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

your a towel.

knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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