- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Womens rights.

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

IU football

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

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