- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

Knock knock Get off my porch.

Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

I'm a like whore

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

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