Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

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What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

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A blonde walked into a phone pole.

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

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Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

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How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

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Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

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Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

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what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

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What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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