- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

Snausages.

Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

I'm banging your sister.

How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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