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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

Knock knock. Come in.

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

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