I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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