who did the strait guy marry? a woman

What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

womens rights

what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

Black people. They are so kind.

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

Anti-joke.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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