- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Kellers dad? It was very funny

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

what does a pickle and a computer have in common? ... they both have a mouse.

A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Women's rights

Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

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