What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

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How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

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Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

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When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

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What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

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wanna hear a joke. i do to

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what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

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What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

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A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

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for keeps?

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What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

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What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

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A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

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why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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