- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

Mrs. Welsh

Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

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Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

please ignore the bottom two 'jokes' as they were written by josh carey and ryan danielz

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