- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

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Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

What's really weird? It's you Greg!

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

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