What isn't funny? The holacost.

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Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

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How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

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A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

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The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

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Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

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If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

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What's red and hurts you? A brick.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

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Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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trumpy trumpy trump

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A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

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What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

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(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

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Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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