Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Yo daddy!

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How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

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What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

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What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

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Emily Brunelle is skinny

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milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

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why am i on this site? cause its funny

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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