- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

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