What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

thumb_up thumb_down +34

why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

thumb_up thumb_down +32

did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

thumb_up thumb_down +32

What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

thumb_up thumb_down +32

5

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

what do you watch ? a tv

thumb_up thumb_down +28

What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

thumb_up thumb_down +28

what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

thumb_up thumb_down +26

how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops