- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

what do you watch ? a tv

What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

Jews

I have Alzheimer. What?

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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