Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

women outside of the kitchen

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

What's really weird? It's you Greg!

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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