If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

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Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

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how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

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How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

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What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

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Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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Drunk irish man

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

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What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

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whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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Colby is gay.... thats it

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What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

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If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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