What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

Where do babies come from? My garage

What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

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Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

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