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What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

Comedy.

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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