They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

guess what? chicken butt.

Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

Penis

3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

bob saget

Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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