What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

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i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

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How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

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An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

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lol this is the best joke ever!

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how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

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What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

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What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

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What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

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Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

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whoa there

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

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Anti Joke

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