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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

whats cold and in a box...have a guess

You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

The Pope

How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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