Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

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Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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This guy goes to the ball game. He waits in line at the concession stand and gets a footlong hot dog and a giant orange soda. Then he makes his way around to his section of the stadium, and works his way to his seat, which is in the center of the row. Right when he's about to take a bite of his hot dog, when he hears someone in the seats way up behind him yell "Hey! Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, and sets down his giant orange drink, stands up and turns around, scanning the crowd. Eventually he sits back down. He picks up his hot dog, picks up his giant orange drink, and is just about to take a bike when he hears it again, someone way up behind him yelling "Hey! Mike!". So, he sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, and scans the hundreds of faces in the seats behind him. After a while, he sits back down. Then, right when he's about to bite into his hot dog, he hears someone behind him yelling "Mike! Hey, Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, cups his hands around his mouth and yells as loud as he can, "My name's not Mike!"

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Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

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What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Toaster

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hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

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why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

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A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

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If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

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Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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