- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

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