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If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

KKK

what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

Good boy

Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

knock knock!! kanye west

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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