- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

Nock Nock It's open.

Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

yo momma so fat that she's fat

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

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