what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your so ugly, im going to kill you! Just kidding.......... Violets are purple. -Harrison

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what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

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What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

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My mom fell on our cat and it died.

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Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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this sentence will not monkey banana pie

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

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Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

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What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

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what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

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