- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The weels on the bus go...flat

why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

mark is mark

"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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