- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

ugh good riddance

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

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