your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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Why did so many white people vote for obama? They strongly believed in what he had to say, and believed he was the right person to lead our country during its troubled times.

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Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

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how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

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What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

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Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

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There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

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What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

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What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

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Why didn't the blonde go to the party? Her depression finally got the best of her and she shot herself

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what smells worse then shit Drew White

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

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You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

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Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

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a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

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A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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bob saget

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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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So a seal walks into a club..

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