why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

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Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

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A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

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Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

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How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

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ONE DAY THE SKY OPENS AND SUDDENLY Gad: Jews, you are my chosen people! Jews: YAY! GODS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA BATHE IN RICHES AND YOU WILL COMMAND US TO RAID AND RAPE LANDS! FOR OURSELVES! AND EVERYTHING! Gad: Eh... Well, actually I was thinking more like... Jews: YAY WE ARE GONNA CONQUER THE WORLD! GAD IS WITH US NAO! Right Gay? I mean Gad... Cough... Gad: Err, well *cough* suuure, I mean... Jews: YAY! WE ARE GADS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA GET MIGHTY! Moral: "You do not want to be "Gods chosen" people!" Btw, you telling me Jewsus was not a Jew? Hmm?

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What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

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Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

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My phone rang. So I answered it.

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Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

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What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

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why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

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How do you survive the plague? you dont.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

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Anti Joke

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