- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How old are you? 20

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

dead battery come on down

hi corey

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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