What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

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a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

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Did I tell you about the day I put PaulMckenna on a hypnotic state so he believed he put me in a trance? That was fun, everybody applauded, then he got sad when it was not him they where applauding at, funny guy, a bit of an amateur, he spends hours "priming" people in a hypnotic state, and then in his videos triggers it so it makes it seem like he does it instantly, next to Igor Ledohowsky and Richard Bandler, I might just be one of the best and youngest hypnotists alive. Speaking of which, my wife knows the complicated yet strong feelings I got for you, and feels safe around me because of the same reasons you do, and the fact that I can spot a worry and a tear before people do, especially those I love and care about. Wait I am not done, I just need to eat before I space out.

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Type 2 diabetics

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

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your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

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What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

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How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

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Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

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this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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The Braves win the N.L. east

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

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So a black man hails a taxi...

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How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

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I am on a escalator.

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Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

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