What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

A guy has cancer. He dies.

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

Penal Dysfunction

Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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