How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

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?ti saw won troffe eht htrow t'nsaw yllaer siht

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Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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Womens rights

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

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Do you know what they say? Words

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Why did so many white people vote for obama? They strongly believed in what he had to say, and believed he was the right person to lead our country during its troubled times.

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

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Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

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why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

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Anti Joke

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