Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

poop

I went river dancing once. I fell in

what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

hello

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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