Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

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Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

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If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

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A snake walks into a bar

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here is Stevie Wonder's poem: sjkgfhdujduehfheuefeufhhf uefuefg eufbejfbefehfehutuge' wiohl;wreohqweiothurelwueths sjtghekltrhlsdifhlziurhlsiurhtwoli

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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Iggy Azalea

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How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

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What is 2+2? 4!

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Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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