It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

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A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

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Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

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There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

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There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

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A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

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Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

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Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

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I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

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Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

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How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

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Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

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What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

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Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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