- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

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