Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

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Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

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a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

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Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

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Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

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toast points

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

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Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

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What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

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a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

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two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

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The Braves win the N.L. east

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An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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