A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

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What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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space is fun

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Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

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Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

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Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

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Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

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Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

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Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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