- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

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