What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

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Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

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Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

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whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

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Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

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What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

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How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

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Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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poo is yummy

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

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That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

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Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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