Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

pineapples

What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

what did one tree say to the other? move over

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

Republicans

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

9001

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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