- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

What do you call a black man? Jamal

Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

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Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

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