Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

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Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

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The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

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WNBA

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Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

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What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

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pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

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My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

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Your mom.

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YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

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A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

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What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

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What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

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A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

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what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

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Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

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A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

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What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

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Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

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bum sex lol

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Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

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Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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