How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

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There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

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Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

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Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

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what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

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What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

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Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

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Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

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What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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