Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

Women.

How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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