A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

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Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

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A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

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what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

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a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

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Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

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Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

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Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

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There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

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Please spell dyslexia.

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What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

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Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

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What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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since when?

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When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

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What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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