What's really weird? It's you Greg!

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

Matty B

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

What did the fish say? Moo

whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

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What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

women's rights

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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