why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

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Thank you for helping to save the animals. You may send your donation as a check to "Anti-Joke" at 555 Main Street, Anytown, CA.

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A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

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Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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