Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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1 Jew XD

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i saw your mom, i said hi

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how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

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why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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? I hate niiggers ?

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Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

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There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

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A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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Mrs. Welsh

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what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

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how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

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why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

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I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

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Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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