Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

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A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

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Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

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i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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the real mccoy

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When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

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Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

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If u wanna get high, smoke weed

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Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

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Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

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Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

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Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

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What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

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What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

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What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

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What happened to the starving african kid? He died

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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