Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

I killed someone today. :D

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

A Irish man walks our of a bar

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

I would rape her

What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

Anti Joke

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