What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

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What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Kellers dad? It was very funny

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

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If you are my friend like it!

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Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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poo is yummy

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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