Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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here is Stevie Wonder's poem: sjkgfhdujduehfheuefeufhhf uefuefg eufbejfbefehfehutuge' wiohl;wreohqweiothurelwueths sjtghekltrhlsdifhlziurhlsiurhtwoli

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''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

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Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

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What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

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If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

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Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

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yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

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call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

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What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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she wasn't 18

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What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

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What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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