What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

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Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

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What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

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what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

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Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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Two boys were walking down a building which was under construction. Suddenly a brick hits the 1 one in the head while the 2 guys aunt was in America.

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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Why did so many white people vote for obama? They strongly believed in what he had to say, and believed he was the right person to lead our country during its troubled times.

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Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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you will now laugh.

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Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

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i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

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What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

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