Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

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Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

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why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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Police say's 'have you been drinking' and you reply back saying 'YES' then the police brings out the blower and you blow, it says on it that you are fine, but then the cops ask you 'what did you drink' and you just say 'well i drank juice for breakfast then had some water, tea, coffee' the cops get really angry but before he says anything you say that ' I AM MUSLIM'

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whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

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An asian without a future.

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

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A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

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why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

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my mom raped yerr foot

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Johnson stops eating

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why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

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Jews

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

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A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

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Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

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a potato flew around my room

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

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